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If it weren't true, it would be put in the joke forum

Last post 07-04-2009 1:58 PM by PTPLauthor. 2 replies.
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  • 07-03-2009 11:30 PM

    • j
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    If it weren't true, it would be put in the joke forum

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     CLEVER TACTIC: Police in Oak Ridge, Tenn., are investigating a
      coordinated robbery of a market. The first robber went in and got the
      clerk's attention by putting $2 on the counter. Then his partner dashed
      in with a gun and demanded money. The clerk complied -- by handing over
      the $2 the first robber put on the counter. Apparently satisfied, the
      men then ran. Investigators have no suspects yet. (Oak Ridger) ...But
      it's the police's job to know everyone in town who's that stupid.

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  • 07-04-2009 12:37 PM In reply to

    Re: If it weren't true, it would be put in the joke forum

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     These are the people that make me cringe when they head for a voting booth.

    May God watch over me, and keep me from choking out morons.

  • 07-04-2009 1:58 PM In reply to

    Re: If it weren't true, it would be put in the joke forum

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    j:
    Then his partner dashed
      in with a gun and demanded money.

    FAIL

    j:
    The clerk complied -- by handing over
      the $2 the first robber put on the counter.

    WIN

    j:
    Apparently satisfied, the
      men then ran

    EPIC FAIL!

    (I get the impression these guys live near Oak Ridge National Lab...I mean close enough that the radiation would screw up their brains that much)

     Don't worry, Skiv, I don't think these "criminal masterminds" even know where their polling place is.  Even if they did, they aren't gonna be doing much voting, since they'll be convicts soon enough.

     

     

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