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Marines vs. the Navy
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05-14-2008 10:07 AM
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Beirutvet
  - Joined on 10-25-2002
- Proud Beirut Marine Veteran, Golf Co. 2/6 USA
- Posts 253
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A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar one day arguing over which was the superior service.
After a swig of beer the Marine says, 'Well, we had Iwo Jima '
Arching his eyebrows, the sailor replies, 'We had the Battle of Midway.'
'Not entirely true', responded the Marine. 'Some of those pilots were Marines, in fact, Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after a Marine pilot killed at the Battle of Midway.'
The sailor responds, 'Point taken.'
The Marine then says, 'We Marines were born at Tun Tavern!'
The sailor, nodding agreement, says, 'But we had John Paul Jones.'
The argument continued until the sailor comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, 'The Navy invented sex!'
The Marine replies, 'That is true, but it was the Marines who introduced it to women.'
SEMPER FI Rick
Beirut vet
CPL 80-84
"In our American culture, we don't talk much about being noble, decent, loyal and honorable. I have yet to meet a
Marine who did not possess all of those qualities."
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Marine6468
  - Joined on 11-14-2002
- Amanda Park, WA USA
- Posts 922
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Not wanting to be a pain in the butt....but I think this is really funny but it belongs in the e-club...and no I am not a moderator...just my humble opinion.
""Tuum nosce inimicum" "
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John Wear
  - Joined on 10-25-2002
- New Hope...it's near Philly, PA USA
- Posts 9,004
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I think that it is already posted down there!!!
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bunzo351
  - Joined on 12-11-2005
- South Central Michigan
- Posts 622
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I can't get into the E-Club forum, but I get into Marines Only forum (go figure), so this is fine with me! Good one!
I came into this world screaming and covered in someone else’s blood and I have no problem with going out the same way.
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Beirutvet
- Joined on 10-25-2002
- Proud Beirut Marine Veteran, Golf Co. 2/6 USA
- Posts 253
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I thought it was funny, didn't think it would be a problem.
You know what, I'm done. I won't post anything any more.
SEMPER FI Rick
Beirut vet
CPL 80-84
"In our American culture, we don't talk much about being noble, decent, loyal and honorable. I have yet to meet a
Marine who did not possess all of those qualities."
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BamaMarine7276
 - Joined on 02-15-2004
- Echola, Alabama USA
- Posts 5,816
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 Beirutvet:
I thought it was funny, didn't think it would be a problem.
You know what, I'm done. I won't post anything any more.
Rick, I think it's HILARIOUS and you post wherever you want as far as I'm concerned.
Now I've got to pass this on to all the Marines I know who don't read or post here lol.
Semper Fidelis,
Chris
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