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My Pet ***

Last post 05-06-2008 11:02 AM by Dosrios. 7 replies.
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  • 05-05-2008 10:37 PM

    My Pet ***

    Is expected to deliver puppies anytime now. I'm so excited that I need to wear pampers. My girlfriend didn't show up last weekend and I wasted 3 Viagra pills. (My arm is in a sling) My life is too complicated. I need a vacation.

    Moco

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  • 05-06-2008 7:53 AM In reply to

    Re: My Pet ***

    I've spent hours looking at a thesaurus and the Web Dictionary.

    What is a  *** ?

    Alex
    Ole grunt from Lavaca County, Texas
  • 05-06-2008 8:27 AM In reply to

    • Velcro
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    Re: My Pet ***

    What is a  *** ?

    Simple, Bro !  Based on the context of his message(s), he was initially referring to the female of the canine genus, but wasn't aware of the proper way to spell  b i t c h .

  • 05-06-2008 9:16 AM In reply to

    Re: My Pet ***

    Ernie Dowell:

    Is expected to deliver puppies anytime now. I'm so excited that I need to wear pampers. My girlfriend didn't show up last weekend and I wasted 3 Viagra pills. (My arm is in a sling) My life is too complicated. I need a vacation.

    Moco

    Meanwhile, in the dark, dank, dangerous abode of the Penguin, Batman and The Boy Wonder are discussing art, french architecture, and Broadway show tunes.Hmm


    Always wonderd about those two...........
    There is no "I" in "team", but there are four of them in "platitude-quoting idiot."
  • 05-06-2008 9:55 AM In reply to

    Re: My Pet ***

    How'd you pull that off Velcro ? I have a friend named Dick and I can't say it here without an edit.

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  • 05-06-2008 10:13 AM In reply to

    • links
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    Re: My Pet ***

    I think the correct spelling is B * * * *  

    Ernie spelted it wrong  ( My Pet *** )  which led to the research of the topic Hmm

  • 05-06-2008 10:45 AM In reply to

    • Velcro
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    Re: My Pet ***

    How'd you pull that off Velcro ?

    Easy, Ernie...

    Just use the space bar between each letter, with a double space before and after that word to isolate it from the rest of the sentence.

  • 05-06-2008 11:02 AM In reply to

    Re: My Pet ***

    Well, I'll be dipped in   *   *   *   *   !

    Alex
    Ole grunt from Lavaca County, Texas
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