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Hey ladies! I'm super bored so I thought I'd make a post to keep myself, and maybe some of you, entertained! I thought it might be fun to put a list of our favorite movies together. Or, if you don't have a favorite movie, but you have a favorite movie quote, that works too! Or both!!

My favorite movie of all time is Pride and Prejudice

Too many good quotes! But I love "We got no food, we got no jobs, our PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!" from Dumb and Dumber

 

Can't wait to read all of yours!  

My favorite movies are West Side Story, 300 and Sin City. I absolutely love them all!! As for movie quotes, I can quote nearly anything all day long. But I especially love Clerks 2. Or any Kevin Smith movie for that matter. Here are a few of my favorite quotes from Clerks 2. I could only post a couple cause the rest of them were pretty dirty.

Elias: Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!

*I don't know if this is a little too vulgar so if it is, just tell me and I'll take it off.

Randal Graves: You can't get a chick, ya mook. You're too weird and sad.
Elias: [gets angry] I turn down chicks left and right.
Randal Graves: Your chicks are your *left and right*.

My favortie movies are Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory and White Oleander... Occasionally I'll quote Willy Wonka... typically with "He's absolutely bonkers!" if its a good moment...

 My baby and I always quote the dinner scene from Talladega Nights; The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. If we're having a stupid argument one of us will usually say "I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!" and we burst out in laughter, or if I'm in a goofy mood I say "I'm all wired up on Mountain Dew."

 I'm a very simple girl hee hee....

White Oleander is an awesome movie though... the quote I love from that movie is

"Don't cry. We're not like that. We're the Vikings, remember?"

 

 

 

man! i love movie quoting!!! These aren't from my favorite movies but they are good movies.

"I love scotch. scotchy scotch scotch."-anchorman lmao...George and i usually reapeat this like 'I love you. love love love'.

"RULE NUMBER 1 YOU NEVER LEAVE A FELLOW CRASHER BEHIND"-wedding crashers. also

"MA!! the MEATLOAF!! F***! I never know where that woman is!!!"- wedding crashers

"But where has all the RUM gone?"-Pirates of the Carribean

Heres some from my favorite movies:

(NY accent) Him:"I coulda been a contenda charlie." Her: "why didn't you?" Him: "oh just a few things. glass jaw, jelly legs, and wost ov all.. i got scared!" Her: "(hahaha) Some contender!"- Bugsy Malone

(southern accent) him: "Whatta wanna marry me for?" her: "So I can kiss you any time i want"-sweet home alabama

Kacie:

man! i love movie quoting!!! These aren't from my favorite movies but they are good movies.

"I love scotch. scotchy scotch scotch."-anchorman lmao...George and i usually reapeat this like 'I love you. love love love'.

"RULE NUMBER 1 YOU NEVER LEAVE A FELLOW CRASHER BEHIND"-wedding crashers. also

"MA!! the MEATLOAF!! F***! I never know where that woman is!!!"- wedding crashers

"But where has all the RUM gone?"-Pirates of the Carribean

Heres some from my favorite movies:

(NY accent) Him:"I coulda been a contenda charlie." Her: "why didn't you?" Him: "oh just a few things. glass jaw, jelly legs, and wost ov all.. i got scared!" Her: "(hahaha) Some contender!"- Bugsy Malone

(southern accent) him: "Whatta wanna marry me for?" her: "So I can kiss you any time i want"-sweet home alabama

Rule # 76: No Excuses, play like a champion!!! Lol. I love Wedding Crashers. 

As for my favorite movies, I'd have to go with Donnie Darko and Dogma. I also liked 300 a lot.

Favorite quotes.. Well, I'm sure there are a ton that don't come to mind right now-- And I know one that's probably not appropriate. So, if you've seen Donnie Darko, I'm talking about the dinner scene towards the beginning of the movie. Pretty much, my friends and I quote the heck out of that movie. I've watched it many, many times.  

Mmm, these aren't really my favorite movie's but ones that make me laugh...

"Dude, no, this is serious. I just sharted."  -Along Came Polly

 "If I'm not back in 5 minutes...wait longer!" - Ace Ventura

"My name is Crawl, and I'm the RA. And you're uh, wait, dont tell me. Sally? Jesse? Raphael? -Son in Law

 

 

 

 

Favorite movie of all time: My best friends wedding. Followed by: Muilan Rouge, Billy Madison, ( there are so many, it's hard to think of my top) Sin city, Dirty dancing, Center stage, ....... So many more!!!!!!!!!! Movie quotes: " You smell like peanuts, I like peanuts. You smell like old people" -Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory. " I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy, asking him to love me" -My best friends wedding. " We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score! This guys old, but he's probobly scored!" -Bevis and Butthead do America " Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair. No! Conditioner is better, I leave the hair silky and smooth. Stop looking at me swan!" -Blly madison. This was fun.

Oh my gosh I love Billy Madison!  I completely forgot about it! Hilarious!! My best friend's wedding was great too! I love when they are fighting in the girl's bathroom and everyone takes sides.

I love the quotes girls, they all cracked me up! Keep 'em coming!  

Ok so this is my utmost favorite movie of all time....can anyone guess which one these quotes are from?????  

 "You went over my helmet?"

"So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!"

"What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
"Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
What happened to then?
We passed then.
When?
Just now. We're at now, now.
Go back to then!
When?
Now.
Now?
Now! 
I can't.
Why?
We missed it.
When?
Just now.
When will then be now?
Soon."

"Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Who made that man a gunner?
I did sir. He's my cousin.
Who is he?
He's an *** sir. 
I know that! What's his name?
That is his name sir. ***, Major ***!
And his cousin?
He's an *** too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip ***!
How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
Keep firing, assholes! "

Oh my gosh... I have so many! Here we go. LOL

"She is a hoe...fo sho." 40 Year Old Virgin

"Go f*&k yourself San Diego." Anchorman

"What! You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate an entire wheel of cheese? I am not even mad, that is really impressive." Anchorman

"That JUST happened." Talladega Nights

 "MOVE THAT GIGANTIC COTTON CANDY!" Super Troopers

"I was told that I can listen to the radio at a resonable volume between 9 and 10AM while I collate my files." Office Space

"Napoleon, you are just mad becuase I have been chatting online with babes ALL day." Napoleon Dynamite

 

nella23usmc:

Ok so this is my utmost favorite movie of all time....can anyone guess which one these quotes are from?????  

 "You went over my helmet?"

"So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!"

"What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
"Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
What happened to then?
We passed then.
When?
Just now. We're at now, now.
Go back to then!
When?
Now.
Now?
Now! 
I can't.
Why?
We missed it.
When?
Just now.
When will then be now?
Soon."

"Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Who made that man a gunner?
I did sir. He's my cousin.
Who is he?
He's an *** sir. 
I know that! What's his name?
That is his name sir. ***, Major ***!
And his cousin?
He's an *** too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip ***!
How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
Keep firing, assholes! "

Ok...so I cheated a little bit. But, it's from Spaceballs!!! I love that movie! And I love IMDb.com  

Ok... so did I mention I really love movies? I just thought I'd add a few more quotes from a few of my other favorite movies.

 
Rushmore:
 "I like your nurse's uniform, guy."
"These are O.R. scrubs."
"O, R they?"

 "So you were in Vietnam?"
"Yeah."
"Were you in the s**t?"
"Yeah, I was in the s**t"

"She's my Rushmore" <<< I tell Posey this all the time!
"I know. She was mine too."

 

Cry-baby:

"I'm burning inside to touch you, baby"

Cry Baby: Kiss Me! Kiss me hard.
Allison: I've never given a French kiss before.
Crybaby: Watch, its easy. You just open your mouth, and I open mine, and we wiggle our tongues together. And it feels real sexy.
Allison: I won't get mononucleosis, will I?

 

Along came Polly: 

in French accent:

The hippopotamus ,he's not born going, "Cool bean,I'm a hippo." No way,Jose. So he tried to paint the stripe on himself to be like the ,the zebra,bet he fool no one.And then he tried to put the spot on his skin to be like the leopard ,but everyone know he's a hippo.So,at certain point ,he look himself in the mirror and he just say :"Hey, I am a hippopotamus and there is nothing I can do about it.." And as soon as he accept this,he live life happy .Happy as a hippo.

Weddin Crashers:

John:Is this your place?                                                                                                                                                                      

Chazz:No.No,no,no,no,no. No,I live with my Ma.

John: Oh

Chazz:Yeah. You hungry?Hey,ma! Can we get some meatloaf?

Later on Chazz: Ma,the meatloaf,we want it now! The meatloaf! What is she doin? I never know what she's doing back there.  .............Ma,the meatloaf......F***! 

Meet the Fockers:

Bernie Focker:If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down... Opps, looks like I forgot my own rule
[flushes the toilet]

 

oohh gosh these are so funny! I have to say the most of the quotes i love are already up here...like from wedding crashers! i love that movie!! I don't know if any of you have seen Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle...but that is so funny!!

one of my favorite quotes of all time is from Dumb and Dumber:

Weeerrreee THHHEEERRREEE!!! (shivering voice)

I've found some more I just love from "White Chicks"

I wasn't asleep, baby, I was closing my eyes and visualing your words.
Gina: Oh, really? Visualizing? Well, why don't you pant me a picture of what I just said
Marcus Copeland: Hold on.
Gina: Mm-mm. You know why? Because you are falling asleep again. Marcus! Marcus!

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Kevin Copeland: I'm gonna have a BF!
Marcus Copeland: Oh, my God, she's gonna have a *** fit!
Hotel clerk: No, don't d-d-d-don't have a, a, a BF now.
Kevin Copeland: I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I'm gonna write a letter!
Marcus Copeland: You, are in big, trouble!
Kevin Copeland: Dear Mister Royal Hampton. I am a white woman in America.

OHHH!!! I love White Chicks.

My FAVORITE line in the movie... "NO! You NEVER put it in our mouth, that's 80's!"

LMFAO!!!!!

 I totally forgot about Tommy Boy! One of my all time favorites, it was playing today and it has some great quotes!

 "Richard...don't hide from your feelings!"

" Helen, you look like a Helen"

Tommy: "Richard, do I have a mark on my face? It doesn't hurt here, or here so much, but right about in this region here"

Richard: "Nope, nothing"

Waitress:"Good God man, what happened to your face?"

 "Listen up you little punks I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep and I swear on everything holy your mothers will cry when they've seen what I've done to you"

 Dumb and Dumber is a classic!
"Aspen...California...beautiful"


 

OMG I totally forgot about Napoleon Dynamite. " Hey Napoleon, let me have some of your tots? No, go get your own tots." " I think Motal Combat and Sega Genises are the best games ever. I disagree, I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever. Donkey Kong sucks! You know something... You Suck!" - Billy Madison " Do you wanna trade me that snack pack for the rest of this bannana? ( kid nods his head no) You know how badly I can beat you right? ( kid nods yes)" -Billy Madison That's all I can remember for now.

I just remembered Dumb and dumberer. " Someone chipped my tooth. Someone just bit me in the forehead." " Imma be your new daddy." " Hey I remember you, how can I forget those big hairy nipples" " He *** all over the walls!!!!" " Last time i wore shorts like that i got beat up" "Your dad's santa clause, Your oms the tooth fairy?"