I made a lot of cakes and cookies as a young teenager, telling the guys my Mom did it, so as to avoid persecution. Once it got out, instead of causing mischief in the neighborhood, we'd go to our numerous homes and do the same !
Got tired of cleaning all those bowls and pans, so I went into sewing, only because I was in Aircraft Mechanic School, made fabric covers for light planes, and why let good talent go to waste ? !!!
Got tired of all those punctures in my fingertips, so I joined the Marines.
The rest is History, and now...you know the rest of the story !